Thursday, August 06, 2009

The stupidest thing I heard yesterday

A teenage boy (guess who) was found hiding in a field, dressed all in black, at 1:00 a.m. by the police. Among his possessions was a box cutter. When asked what that was for, he stated, "For self protection - in case I saw anyone suspicious-looking." Good thing he didn't have a mirror with him, I guess.