Extreme weather poses risk of more food shortages, civil unrest - UK/US report
Of course it does. And overpopulation doesn't. So, let's spend more billions ineffectively, and watch as carbon emissions continue to climb despite spending billions to stop it. And while we're at it, let's make everyone pay so that others can have sex without worrying about having babies, and then have everyone pay so that they can afford have babies whenever they feel like it, give them unlimited time off after having a baby, you know, to bond and awesome stuff like that, and finally, let's give them a tax break for having babies cuz nobody should actually have to bear the cost of their own actions. Sounds good. Especially since scientists have found that the universe is dying, so we may as well just party like it's 1989, or something. And nothing really gets the party going better than having a baby!
How Humans Used Up a Year of Natural Resources In Under 9 Months
This isn't an overpopulation problem either. That said, with sarcasm in case it didn't show, it could also be helped by decreasing consumption. But, who the heck wants to do that? Especially with the big universe dying party to plan for.
Of course, when those brats get a little older, their not going to be quite as cute as when they're newborns. But, have no fear, cuz the FDA has approved OxyContin for kids! And you thought I was kidding about babies being great for parties.
